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This guy scares the crap out of his wife with some firecrackers. She will never touch a gun again. (From Break)
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This is all provided it wasnt loaded of course. If it was that guy needs to brun in hell and his wife with him for playing with a loaded firearm.
I'm curious as to what, because the gun didn't go off, and he wasn't using any firecrackers that launch anything.
.......$20 dollars and an invitation to kiss my rusty badge, emo.....
A pair of dicks.
How sweet.
Their other observations are: Why is she sitting on the porch of their house? Why is she sitting there for several minutes continually repeating the same motions?
He's a dick for pulling the stunt, she's a dick for playing with a real gun in that manner.
A pair of dicks.
How sweet.
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Chog, maybe apologize to Jimmins, the longer video should have been used, it provides the back story...
Early on Mr. Mohawk says (paraphrase) "After a morning of teaching my wife to properly handle/care for a gun, and telling her not to touch it while I go somethingsomething, here she is, fiddling away, time for some husband's revenge"
She was told not to handle the gun without him present. Actually a fairly sound idea for someone with no real experience in guns. Kinda a fucked up response though. Makes me have doubts of HIS ability to handle firearms.
For those who say he won't be gettin any for a while. I look at the entire video and wonder if that is necessarily a bad thing.
Sounds like shenanigans (according to AOTS). In the longer version you see more shots from behind the window and the table setup is very different from the shot when the prank actually happens. (A red cup is there before then it's gone and an Aquafina bottle magically appears in its place.)
Their other observations are: Why is she sitting on the porch of their house? Why is she sitting there for several minutes continually repeating the same motions?
I thought it was fake the first time I saw it. Not only does she sit there playing with it for long enough for him to see her, get the camcorder, get some fireworks, perfectly frame the shot so you can see him sneak up in the background without her seeing him do it, but she is acting like she's trying to figure out how to act like she's messing with a gun. And with him being so close behind her, I would think she could hear the lighter.
Oh, I apologize, to jimmins, he's contributor extrordinairrrre, and should not feel the least bit alienated from my opinions....nor should, the least of these, my heatheren...